I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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