If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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