I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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