guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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