I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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