I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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