They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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