Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
vagina is talking i cant
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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