Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
