We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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