Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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