just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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