normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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