Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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