Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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