New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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