...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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