Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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