i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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