turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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