dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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