Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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