So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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