So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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