ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My pussy is not your playground.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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