i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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