Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
