My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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