don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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