Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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