I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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