Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
