i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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