Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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