What did we do last night that was yellow?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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