Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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