"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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