i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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