I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
