i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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