Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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