hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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