I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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