Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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