Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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