Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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