But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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