dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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