quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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