i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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