We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Randomize